MIDI CLIPZ: chiptune, lo-fi, phonk & 8-bit MIDI ringtones for 25¢

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MIDI CLIPZ catalog: 36 chiptune, lo-fi, phonk, house, trance and 8-bit MIDI ringtones

PULSAR (SPACE SHRED, D min, 152 bpm, 41s, 25¢): 16-bit arp bass + shred lead. straight outta the asteroid belt.

CALLIOPE (SPACE SHRED, D min, 152 bpm, 46s, 25¢): fairground chiptune at warp speed. all killer, no filler.

GRYPHON (BOSS THEME, A min, 124 bpm, 64s, 25¢): boss-battle energy. A-minor and absolutely furious.

TIDEPOOL (A.I. POP, G maj, 98 bpm, 23s, 25¢): composed by a literal A.I. policy. catchy lil thing tho!!

LANTERN (SWING POP, A maj, 104 bpm, 46s, 25¢): sax hook, skank guitar, key-change payoff. radio gold.

TRADEWIND (ISLAND VIBEZ, D maj, 100 bpm, 147s, 35¢): steel drums + sunset. yacht sold separately.

FERRY (SOFT ROCK, G maj, 96 bpm, 124s, 35¢): verse / chorus / bridge. soft-rock comfort food.

PROMENADE (STRUT, F maj, 132 bpm, 54s, 25¢): F-major struttin' music. shades on, head up.

GRIDDLE (STRUT, C maj, 150 bpm, 72s, 25¢): 150bpm breakfast banger. extra syrup pls.

RIDGELINE (CINEMATIC, F# min, 72 bpm, 132s, 50¢): 3 whole movements of mountain drama. EPIC. (longest track!)

BRINE (DARK CLASSIK, G min, 76 bpm, 44s, 25¢): stormy passacaglia. best played lights-off.

QUARRY (MODERN CLASSIK, Bb min, 76 bpm, 70s, 25¢): chromatic descent, full goth elegance.

PRECIPITATE (AVANT GARDE, E min, 88 bpm, 68s, 25¢): octatonic weirdcore. for the heads only.

CLUTCH (EXPERIMENTAL, D min, 104 bpm, 19s, 15¢): tritone mirror canon. 19 seconds of pure flex.

NOODLE (ODD METER, D min 5/8, 92 bpm, 13s, 10¢): 5/8 micro-snack. blink & it's gone. CHEAPEST CLIP!

PORCH (AMBIENT, Eb min, 68 bpm, 40s, 25¢): slow + pretty. the dial-up chill zone.

WAKE (FOLK TUNE, D dorian, 72 bpm, 58s, 25¢): just a real nice tune. zero gimmicks, 100% vibe.

ZAPPER (SPACE SHRED, D min, 156 bpm, 28s, 35¢): blast off!! wall-to-wall 16th square-arp + a sawtooth lead that SHREDS to the stratosphere. ride the bVII lift, slam the boss. pocket-sized adrenaline.

QUASAR (SPACE SHRED, E min, 150 bpm, 38s, 39¢): pulsar's evil twin. dead-straight 16th arp bass, saw shred screaming to A6, that nasty D# leading tone biting over the V. blacker, meaner, faster.

SANDBAR (ISLAND VIBEZ, D maj, 96 bpm, 30s, 25¢): toes in the warm sand, steel-drum sunbeam straight to ur ears. tropical swing that won't let go. vacation mode = ON.

NOVA POP (SYNTH POP, A min, 112 bpm, 48s, 25¢): sawtooth hook that lives in ur skull. a-minor heartbreak, swung stabs, and a whole-step lift into the final chorus that hits like the lights coming up.

HOTPLATE (FUNK STRUT, E mixolydian, 108 bpm, 36s, 35¢): struttin' sax + clav skank that DON'T QUIT. snap ur fingers, pop ur collar. greasy backbeat funk in ur pocket!!

OVERRIDE (SPACE SHRED, E min, 150 bpm, 51s, 39¢): OPL3 FM straight outta a '94 DOS shooter. E-minor power-riff, growlin' bass, bell arps shimmerin' over the top. INTRO / A / B / A' / breakdown that loops 4ever. boot-sector certified.

AURORA (LOUNGE, Eb→F maj, 96 bpm, 36s, 39¢): a velvet town-tune sparkles awake, floats up a whole step, and rings out home.

TEACUP (LO-FI CHILL, F maj, 74 bpm, 52s, 25¢): rhodes, upright bass, dusty brushes. muted trumpet hums the hook while u pretend to study. rain optional.

SLAPPER (PHONK, Eb min, 140 bpm, 27s, 35¢): cowbell melody + 808 slides + rolling hats. half-time menace in Eb minor. gym bag energy, drift-car approved.

STROBE (HOUSE, A min, 126 bpm, 30s, 35¢): four on the floor, offbeat open hats, supersaw hook, snare riser, DROP. main stage in ur pocket.

SPRINGSHOE (8-BIT PLATFORMER, C maj, 160 bpm, 24s, 25¢): level 1-1 energy. oom-pah square bass, pulse lead that bounces to G6, chip kit. collect all the coins!!

TAILGATE (COUNTRY, G maj, 120 bpm, 32s, 25¢): banjo roll, fiddle hook, train beat with swung brushes. truck-stop G major w/ a bVII lift. yeehaw, lil buddy.

NEON (J-CORE, A maj, 172 bpm, 47s, 35¢): kawaii hardcore at 172. royal-road jazz chords, glock sparkle, euphoric saw lead, piano breakdown into a second drop. blindingly bright.

CONDUIT (TRIBAL ROCK, E min, 124 bpm, 66s, 39¢): tuned-pipe ostinatos, drumbone toms, big tribal drumming, a layered build that detonates into arena power chords. megastar energy.

MILLENNIUM (Y2K TRANCE, A min, 138 bpm, 49s, 35¢): warez-era trance grown up. four-on-floor, rolling offbeat bass, supersaw lead, pad breakdown, snare riser, drop. party like it's 1999.

WARLORD (BOSS THEME, D min, 150 bpm, 35s, 39¢): final boss at 150. D minor stabs, doubled-kick war drums, a lead that keeps climbing the tower. no continues.

DUSTY (BOOM BAP, C min, 90 bpm, 37s, 35¢): boom bap in C minor at 90. vinyl-crackle kick, cracked snare, a rhodes loop that never resolves. head-nod certified.

MIRRORBALL (DISCO, A min, 118 bpm, 37s, 35¢): disco in A minor at 118. four-on-floor, octave bass, string stabs, hustle time. roller-rink ready.

BEACHSIDE (BOSSA, D maj, 108 bpm, 40s, 25¢): bossa in D at 108. nylon guitar on the clave, a flute tune that climbs the triad and falls back by step, the guitar answers it. toes in the sand.

Every track is a real .mid file plus an .mp3 rendered on three sound chips (1999 General MIDI, AdLib OPL-3 FM, 2004 phone synth). Preview free, buy for cents with card credits or USDC, or open a mystery crate. Or forge your own: describe a song, the WAMN engine composes it, a deterministic judge scores it, and you can publish it to this store and earn on every sale.